AvengerVerse Mini Issue #4: Do It Again

LAST TIME IN THE AVENG...:

"NO TIME!" Avenger shouted. "We're stuck in a time warp!"

Well let's do it agai...

"STOP WITH THE DATED REFERENCES!" he shouted again. Fine, Vengy. Let's always do what YOU want to do.

Following the events that led him to encounter 'The Maker's' other creations, The Avenger found himself in, as he said, a time warp. The backstory for this situation is long and complicated, so sit right there and you'll hear a tale...

"What did I just say?" The Avenger yelled at the narrator, realizing his situation was dire. "I have no idea how much time we have left, but it's definitely not enough for a grand adventure!"

But I...

"Nope!" Avenger shook his head, defiant. "They'll just have to accept that this is the situation, and we have to move on to solving it!"

I think you just don't want them to know that this was definitely your fault.

"Is not!" Vengy argued, stamping his feet against the nothingness of the ever-decaying universe around him. "Just because a switch says 'Do Not Push', doesn't ALWAYS mean you can't push it!"

It's definitely your fault.

"Totally not!" Avenger repeated, not realizing he was wasting time arguing with the narrator when he was running out of precious seconds. When the adventure started, he only had 500 left. Now, he was at 273. 

Avenger sat there, put a hand on his chin and thought. "Maybe I could cut a wrestling promo!"

Wait, what?

"I don't know!" He said, throwing his arms up. "It helped THE LAST TIME I was in a situation which threatened all of existence!"

Vengy, not knowing if it would work but not wanting to reference a past issue that APWO audiences likely wouldn't know about, quickly began to talk before he ran out of seconds. Especially now that he only had...

"Never tell me the odds!" Avenger said, stealing from a movie he hadn't actually seen. He adopted a superhero pose and began to talk.

"So I'm in this big eight-person thingy at the next APWO show. The final two move on to fight for the World title. Let me tell you, being a champion again would certainly help with the whole role model thing. Kids need someone they can look up to! While Samantha Tolson would be good for ab sculpting, is she really a superhero? No! And I say that with respect! As for everyone else in this match? Matt Stone is loud. I was gonna make a joke about VIP's actual name but I have no time. Dionysus is too thotty. Donny Mason is still in his 'notice me, senpai' phase! Logan Bailey doesn't tip appropriately at restaurants! Wendigo is a flesh-eating ghoul! Well, that last one is the most concerning but none of them are champions! Only a hero is a champion!"

Avenger looked up at the narrator he couldn't see. "Did that do it? Or is it too late?"

I don't know Vengy, we just might have...